In the interest of full transparency, we thought it was important to mention that there used to be a QR code specific joke on this page which we used to promote festival shows however after a period of time and it failing to be utilised Lena’s spirits have dwindled and she opted to make it a much more professional and to the point informative page about our social media.

If you have read this far, I wish you reward you for your engagement so let me reward you with a list of my favourite words:
fart, farts, farting, followers, friendship, money, having lots of money, being rich, wealth, sponge, dickhead, fuck, fantastic, Lena is hot, hotness, cool, fun, wine there are more but these are the highlights for now